Lard Butt 1K - Seattle, WA

Saturday, August 10, 2024 in Seattle, WA at Magnuson Park Sports Meadow (1K path surrounding the Sports Meadow at Magnuson Park)


  • Show Off Wave at 9:30 AM
    For those with the audacity to run.

    » $35.00 registration (through 8/9 at 6:00 PM US/Pacific)
    Show Off Wave Registration

  • Legends Wave at 9:45 AM
    For those weighing 250 lbs. or more.

    » $35.00 registration (through 8/9 at 6:00 PM US/Pacific)
    Legends Wave Registration

  • Waddlers Wave at 10:00 AM
    Walking -- for the rest of us.

    » $35.00 registration (through 8/9 at 6:00 PM US/Pacific)
    Waddlers Wave Registration

  • Kids Dash at 10:45 AM

    » Free Registration (you may purchase a shirt on Step 2) (through 8/9 at 6:00 PM US/Pacific)
    Kids Dash Registration

  • Donation Only
    Event entry not included. Supports University District Food Bank

    » Enter Amount on Step 2
    Make a Donation



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 Event Details



The Lard Butt 1K (yes, that is a 1K) is set for Saturday, August 10, 2024 at Seattle's Magnuson Park!

Dedicated to the below-average athlete in all of us, the Lard Butt 1K will be chocolate-chip timed, replace water stations with donut booths every 250 meters and will have a well-stocked beer garden before and after. For just $35, you get entry into the wave of your choice, a commemorative Lard Butt 1K shirt, all the Krispy Kreme donuts you want, your choice of an adult beverage, and bragging rights for a year!

While walking is urged, there will be a show-off wave for people who have the audacity to actually run and we'll have tons of other surprises in-store.

We'll also have our traditional canned food drive and donate proceeds to a very worthy cause in the University District Food Bank. Event soundtrack tunes provided by "The Fish" Jeff Aaron, a Lard Butt tradition making a special return trek to Seattle! Many more details to come...as our mantra states, Get Cracking!

8:00 a.m. – Packet Pickup and Day-of Registration

8:30 a.m. – Lard Butt Beer Garden Opens

9:30 a.m. – Start of the First Lard Butt 1K Wave

10:45 a.m. – Free Kid’s Dash

11:00 a.m. – Enjoy the Lard Butt Morning!

 Lard Butt -- Get Cracking!

Lard Butt is an apparel and lifestyle company dedicated to below-average athletes and weakened warriors.

In an era when overpaid professional athletes are making headlines for steroid use, fistfights, and pouting over $5 million per-year salaries, Lard Butt celebrates those of us who just want to get into the game -- even if we get severely winded getting TO the game!

We don't need steroids to have fun: Mostly, we just need something to eat.

 Packet Pickup

You can pick up your Lard Butt 1K shirt and event bib in advance on Friday, August 9 from 10am - 7pm.

Location:
Super Jock 'n Jill
7210 East Green Lake Drive N.
Seattle, WA 98115

 Questions?

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