Lard Butt 1K - Seattle, WA
in United States at Magnuson Park Sports Meadow (1K path surrounding the Sports Meadow at Magnuson Park)
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Show Off Wave
For those with the audacity to run.Online registration is closed for this category.
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Legends Wave
For those weighing 250 lbs. or more.Online registration is closed for this category.
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Waddlers Wave
Walking -- for the rest of us.Online registration is closed for this category.
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Kids Dash
Online registration is closed for this category.
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Donation Only
Event entry not included. Supports University District Food BankOnline registration is closed for this category.
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Event Details |
The Lard Butt 1K (yes, that is a 1K) is set for Saturday, August 10, 2024 at Seattle's Magnuson Park!
Dedicated to the below-average athlete in all of us, the Lard Butt 1K will be chocolate-chip timed, replace water stations with donut booths every 250 meters and will have a well-stocked beer garden before and after. For just $35, you get entry into the wave of your choice, a commemorative Lard Butt 1K shirt, all the Krispy Kreme donuts you want, your choice of an adult beverage, and bragging rights for a year!
While walking is urged, there will be a show-off wave for people who have the audacity to actually run and we'll have tons of other surprises in-store.
We'll also have our traditional canned food drive and donate proceeds to a very worthy cause in the University District Food Bank. Event soundtrack tunes provided by "The Fish" Jeff Aaron, a Lard Butt tradition making a special return trek to Seattle! Many more details to come...as our mantra states, Get Cracking!
8:00 a.m. – Packet Pickup and Day-of Registration
8:30 a.m. – Lard Butt Beer Garden Opens
9:30 a.m. – Start of the First Lard Butt 1K Wave
10:45 a.m. – Free Kid’s Dash
11:00 a.m. – Enjoy the Lard Butt Morning!
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Lard Butt -- Get Cracking! |
Lard Butt is an apparel and lifestyle company dedicated to below-average athletes and weakened warriors.
In an era when overpaid professional athletes are making headlines for steroid use, fistfights, and pouting over $5 million per-year salaries, Lard Butt celebrates those of us who just want to get into the game -- even if we get severely winded getting TO the game!
We don't need steroids to have fun: Mostly, we just need something to eat.
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Packet Pickup |
You can pick up your Lard Butt 1K shirt and event bib in advance on Friday, August 9 from 10am - 7pm.
Location:
Super Jock 'n Jill
7210 East Green Lake Drive N.
Seattle, WA 98115
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Questions? |
For event-related questions, please click on the Contact the Organizers button on the left-hand side of this page.
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